Are You Effin Kidding Me?!

I'm so frustrated this past week and it's because of more than one reason. First, I couldn't get a passing mark on my Pain and Surgery quizzes. And I've been coughing my life out of me for more than a week after that exhausting duty rotation at San Nicholas Health Center that I was almost certain I was infected with TB. Worst and I mean worst is when I received the biopsy results of my father. I don't even want to talk about it for it worries me so much and I can't even smile every time I remember it. (You'd get well tay. It's not serious, it'll never be. Don't worry we'll get through this together. We love you.)

But the cherry on top of this seemingly endless punishments is my search for the damn application for LAMP, our official institute publication! I was so worried that I threw all of my chances and hardwork when I missed their general assembly or something like that. I was texted to attend it but I have a lecture during that time and I just can't pull myself away. After that day I was so depressed for nothing is going right. I exhausted all of my connections and efforts just to submit three articles for the application early last year, that the mere thought of it amounting to nothing saddens me.

But now I received the application form. The application form would have sufficed. I don't need anything else. But the fate won't let me have it for they also sent me some tasks that are so! I can't even think of a word. Just check it for yourself:

hello po

attached here is the application form for The Lamp. Kindly accomplish and submit it to us personally.

in behalf of the editorial Board, here is the task you need to do.

1. Find the full names of the following editors:

Editor-in-Chief

Associate Editors

Managing Editor

News Editor

Features Editor

2. here are their cellphone numbers arranged randomly. you can text them:

09267536469

09159057921

09152114354

09161268761

09052599573

09277002090

3. write their positions, full names at the end of the application form. let them sign beside their name.

4. be ready for a brief interview.

5. submit your form to the last editor you will find.

Good Luck!

May The Lamp be with you...

Hmmmm. May the LAMP be with you? That sounds like the tag line from Star Wars. If that's so then I wish I could step into the dark side!

Gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my effin gosh. I'm so not good at interacting! When I was told that there were certain tasks to be accomplished I anticipated that they'd ask the aspiring members to write some friggin articles and essay. That's what's suppose to be right? Or am I alone in this peculiarity? Am I suddenly applying for a new season of the Amazing Race? No, probably not. I'm too fat for that.

I don't know what I'm gonna do! I so wanted to do something different and perhaps awesome on my last year in FEU but this is way out of my element.I can't even begin why they just won't let me write! I so wanted to do it! Arrrrrggggh!

Hmmmm. Anygays I hope I'm still alive after this, for I'm still gonna do it. Good luck sa akin. Humanda sila!

XOXO

Jerome